Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Things best left unmentioned in polite company:

-The amazing shade of purple the beets turned your bowel movements for the last two days.

-How your cat woke you up making little mewing sounds while she washed her private parts.

-How long it's been since you've had sex. Especially to a total stranger you've randomly IM'ed. While in two sentences or less trying to convince her she should meet you in a hotel room.

-Your taxes due.

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P.S. I'm headed out on holiday Friday. I haven't started packing but I've read a review of every restaurant in New Orleans. This is probably safe to share in polite company, albeit embarressing.

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