A line cast, a hope followedTuesday, March 15, 2005
Things best left unmentioned in polite company:
-The amazing shade of purple the beets turned your bowel movements for the last two days.
-How your cat woke you up making little mewing sounds while she washed her private parts.
-How long it's been since you've had sex. Especially to a total stranger you've randomly IM'ed. While in two sentences or less trying to convince her she should meet you in a hotel room.
-Your taxes due.
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P.S. I'm headed out on holiday Friday. I haven't started packing but I've read a review of every restaurant in New Orleans. This is probably safe to share in polite company, albeit embarressing.
-The amazing shade of purple the beets turned your bowel movements for the last two days.
-How your cat woke you up making little mewing sounds while she washed her private parts.
-How long it's been since you've had sex. Especially to a total stranger you've randomly IM'ed. While in two sentences or less trying to convince her she should meet you in a hotel room.
-Your taxes due.
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P.S. I'm headed out on holiday Friday. I haven't started packing but I've read a review of every restaurant in New Orleans. This is probably safe to share in polite company, albeit embarressing.
