Friday, December 03, 2004

Preferred delivery methods for holiday carols:

1) Drunken carolers on the front doorstep

2) Gospel choir, preferably with several gorgeous guys singing solos

3) Children under five. "He's making a list Of chicken and rice; Gonna find out who's naughty or nice. Santa Claus is coming to town!"

4) Amy Grant's Christmas song on the CD, a roaring fire, and my kids carefully unwrapping the ornaments to hang on the tree - I should state that this is a manufactured fantasy we attempt to create every single year with little actual romance and frequent bouts of stress

5) Peter Broggs singing his version of the Twelve Days of Christmas

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